Robert Todd Carroll
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T. Lobsang Rampa
Tuesday Lobsang Rampa is the spirit of a dead Tibetan
lama
(monk) that allegedly took over the body of Cyril Hoskin
(1910-1981), a British-born plumber living in Ireland, in the mid-1950s.
Hoskin submitted a manuscript to the publishing firm of Secker & Warburg
entitled The Third Eye and allegedly authored by Lama Lobsang Rampa.
The publisher sent a copy for review to several people knowledgeable in
Buddhism and Tibetan culture, including Agehananda Bharati who has published
an account of the ensuing affair:
I was suspicious before I opened the wrapper: the "third eye" smacked
of Blavatskyan and post-Blavatskyan hogwash.
The first two pages convinced me the writer was not a Tibetan, the next
ten that he had never been either in Tibet or India, and that he knew
absolutely nothing about Buddhism of any form, Tibetan or other. The cat
was out of the bag very soon, when the "Lama", reflecting on some
cataclysmic situation in his invented past, mused, "for we know there is a
God." A Buddhist makes many statements of a puzzling order at times, and
he may utter many contradictions; but this statement he will not make,
unless perhaps — I am trying hard to find a possible exception — he is a
nominal Nisei Buddhist in Seattle, Washington, who somehow gets into
Sunday school at age eleven and doesn't really know what he is talking
about. (Bharati
1974)
There is no God in Buddhism, but the "lama" apparently hadn't got that
far in his library studies. Bharati found many other problems with the
claims made by the alleged Tibetan monk.
Every page bespeaks the utter ignorance of the author of anything that
has to do with Buddhism as practiced and Buddhism as a belief system in
Tibet or elsewhere. But the book also shows a shrewd intuition into what
millions of people want to hear. Monks and neophytes flying through the
mysterious breeze on enormous kites; golden images in hidden cells,
representing earlier incarnations of the man who views them; arcane
surgery in the skull to open up the eye of wisdom; tales about the dangers
of mystical training and initiation — in a Western world so desperately
seeking for the mysterious....
Rampa claims he met the Abominable
Snowman and came upon a mummy that was himself in an earlier
incarnation. He's initiated into esoteric doctrines, including one that
explains how our planet collided with another planet, causing the Himalayas
to form. Bharati told the publisher that the manuscript was a fraud and the
lama a fake. He advised that it not be published. He claims that other Tibetologists concurred and gave the publisher the same advice, including
"Hugh Richardson, the last British and the last Indian Government Resident
in Lhasa; Marco Pallis, the British scholar-traveler; and Heinrich Harrer of
Seven Years in Tibet fame, whom Mr. Richardson had once put under
arrest in Lhasa."
However, publishers are not the harbingers of
authenticity, but businessmen. They published the book in spite of the
negative reports, anticipating its sales potential. And they were right. I
understand the six British editions sold close to eighty thousand copies.
The German translation, wouldn't you know it, sold close to a hundred
thousand, and comparable numbers of copies were sold in other European
languages.
The Third Eye - Autobiography of a Tibetan Lama came out in 1956
but, according to
Wikipedia, the manuscript had been turned down by several British
publishers before being published by Secker and Warburg.
Hoskin was traced and found living in Ireland. He told the press that he'd
been knocked out when he had fallen out of a tree in Surrey and when he came
to the Tibetan monk took over his body. Incredibly, this story did nothing
to diminish the popularity of Rampa, who went on to publish several more
books and establish an ashram in Toronto.
Mr. Bharati was
disturbed by the fact that many people who knew who Rampa was didn't seem to
care that he might be a fake or, even more disturbing, were willing to
accept his cockamamie story. He writes that two Canadians called him long
distance from Toronto one night and said: "Sir, you are a wicked person. You
say Lama Lobsang is an Irish plumber; well he may be in the body of an Irish
plumber, but the soul of a Tibetan Lama lives in him." Writes Bharati:
People simply cannot stand the idea that there is no
abominable snowman, that there is no white brotherhood somewhere in the
Himalayas, and that people do not fly through the air except in planes;
least of all can they suffer the idea that religious specialists in Tibet
are scholars, tough theologians, and down-to-earth monastic leaders, with
lots of hard political know-how, and with the measure of cruelty and
strategy that seems to be common to all ecclesiastic leaders who also have
secular powers; and this, of course, was very much the case in Tibet
before the Chinese takeover.
Bharati naively speculates that if only these scholarly
works were available in libraries or in inexpensive volumes then the
"intellectually inert, but good-willed seekers after the mysterious East"
would read them and accept the genuine over the pseudo once they recognized
their superior quality. He asks: Who would want Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and
Transcendental Meditation or Paramahansa Yogananda or
Madame Blavatsky or Hare Krishna or Don Juan or
Lobsang Rampa if they could have the genuine article? Apparently there are
millions of people who prefer the pseudo or fake spirituality. A reviewer of
The Third Eye on Amazon.com writes that he doesn't care if the book
is a hoax. "It made me a more spiritual person, made me respect the souls of
others more, and continues to stay with me many years later." I can
only guess at the spiritual depth of such a person, but it probably
approximates that of the hopping jokers who think they are on their way to
levitation. The popularity of these faux
mysteries from the east is not due to the difficulty in getting access to
the scholarly works. It is due to the attractiveness of fantasy and the ease
with which fantasy can be understood and appear to be profound. It is due to
the desire to be special and to have knowledge of the mysteries of life
without having to study or think very hard.
We should not assume that just because
Mr. Hoskin was a fraud that he did not sometimes have good advice. After
all, even a broken clock is correct twice a day. Here is "Dr. Rampa" on
divorce:
If two business partners cannot get on
together, then they part. It is the only sensible thing to do, and marriage
nowadays really IS a business! My personal opinion is that people should
never separate; they should divorce and part definitely, deliberately, and
irrevocably. After all, if you have an aching tooth you don't go to a
dentist and have it half pulled, do you, you have the thing yanked straight
out so that you can forget all about it. Well, if you've got wife trouble or
husband trouble and you can't seem to make any sense of it, then don't waste
any more time - get divorced, never mind what the stupid clod of a priest
says, he is not going through it - he is not suffering - you are. [From his
1975 masterpiece:
Twilight, in which he also informs us that gypsies came from the
hollow Earth*]
Lobsang Rampa
continues to gain followers, thanks to the folks who run the
LobsangRampa.net website, which
"is dedicated to spreading the knowledge and practice of spiritual values
which will help us as individuals and humanity as a whole, to progress - to
improve ourselves and our world." Well, they wouldn't be the first people to
have found their savior in fiction.
See also
"Carlos" hoax,
channeling,
Edgar Cayce,
Bridey Murphy,
Rama,
Ramtha and the
Steve Terbot hoax.
further reading
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