Hahnemann's Homeopathic Beer
Made from the finest hops, barley, and malt in Valhalla.
Brewed using only the purest water from 2 billion year old glaciers and ice
Succussed in the barrel on the backs of galloping
300 c for your drinking pleasure.
Safe enough to give to livestock and pregnant
women! This was the drink of choice on Atlantis.
---Rudolph Steiner, upon consulting the Akashic record
Enough nanocrystalloids in one bottle to cure cancer
and pinworms. --Jan Quincy Benneth
Safer than laetrile and just as effective! --Wallace Sampson, M.D.
Works its magic at a distance. You don't even need to drink it to
experience its benefits! --James "The Amazing" Randi
Tastes great and cures cancer to boot! --Stephen Barrett, M.D. of
best when drunk with others who believe in magic.
A product of Suggestion Enterprises, Ltd.